第一千四十九章 附录二

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黄老师跟郑小由商量好后，增加复仇计划附录一：语言折磨。

双方共同出资，以神秘人身份指定要求乙方余味参与调研。

郑小由为表示感激，还特意送了黄老师一张死亡体验所的票。

黄老师给余味上完课后，叫来郑小由，给她听课程录音。

<ins>咦，少了一段！喜欢请大家收藏：（）斋书苑更新速度最快。</ins>

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郑小由很满意，听到余味胡编的釜山后妈那段，还笑出声来。

黄老师说：“还有——”

<dfn>靠，又少了一段！斋书苑，最快更新最新章节！</dfn>

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黄老师说：“我说这话你不要生气，我觉的，只是我觉的，那个，我也没交过男朋友，只是个人看法。其实他还不错。”

郑小由：“什么？谁不错？”

黄老师横过黄瓜，挡住脸，就怕郑小由突然暴起伤人，“余味人还不错。”

郑小由：“哪里不错？”

<abc>日，没法看了又少了段！一秒钟记住，斋书苑（）。</abc>

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“你看，这么详细的报告，没有回避我给出网上免费教材的事，也给出相应解释，说是意外诱导，不建议扣分处罚，服务态度这里都打满分。最后，还建议甲方更改上课时间，不要在中午上课，以免影响老师正常吃饭。还说因为是长期久坐和说话的职业，还要注意职业病的防护。”

郑小由沉着脸，问：“你到底想说什么？”

黄老师抱着黄瓜，藏不住两眼的小星星，“他挺体贴的。提出的建议都是我喜欢的。他要是我们公司的神秘人，我绝对欢迎。你说当初那件事是不是有什么误会？”

郑小由：“误会你个黄瓜拍蒜啊！你是不是单身太久，犯花痴了！”

黄老师委屈地嘟哝：“所以我说是个人看法呀。”

郑小由明明是过来找黄老师商量怎么复仇渣男，结果黄老师突染花痴，神思恍惚，敌友不分，小由大怒，拂袖离席。

第二天黄老师打电话来忏悔，说自己一定是减肥减不下来，一直没交到男朋友，才被花痴病毒入侵大脑，一时短路的。

郑小由哼哼。

黄老师说：“我日语都教完了，你要不要直接问问他？”

郑小由说：“怎么问？”

黄老师说：“用课程顾问的身份问。随便问他还要不要再报班啊，然后再问些其他问题。说不定当初真有误会呢？”

郑小由想了会儿，接受了黄老师的建议。

她打电话过去，本来都准备好了，可是一听到余味的声音，心思一慌，什么问题都忘了，就问他要不要上高级班，余味说不想。

她就说：“哦，好的，再见。”挂了电话。

黄老师在边上气得掰断一条黄瓜，正要数落郑小由，郑小由仓皇逃走。

她不敢再去找黄老师，本应坚定的复仇之心，竟因为黄老师几句话动摇起来，自己都开始给余味找借口，说不定当初真有误会呢？

不行。她要找另外一个朋友帮忙。

这个朋友一定能给出客观的建议。

她独立、她自主、她是新时代的进步女性。最重要的是她没在减肥，有个稳定的男朋友，一起创业。

郑小由在泳池边上跟安希见面，安希穿着流线型的泳衣，从水中出来，一上岸，郑小由就觉得所有男人、女人的目光跟飞剑似的，喳喳喳，往安希身上扔，还有不少误伤到自己的。

“为什么一直在水底下游？”郑小由问。

“练潜水呢。”安希裹上毛巾，躺在椅子上。

飞剑般的目光绕了一圈，大半都散了，还有一小部分时不时抽空飞来瞅一下，隐蔽起来。